We have begun ripping our streams, which was uncomfortable at first, but now it feels good. I think that’s how most things go. We put together a Highlight Reel from today. We figured if Sportsmen can have their own reels, we can too. It’s about 10 minutes long and 5 MB.

FEB. 5, 2010 HIGHLIGHT REEL

Also, we would like to welcome Chris, our intern, to the Brunch Bunch team. He’s doing things like “getting the coffee” and “holding the bedpan” when one of us “can’t make it to the bathroom in time.”

We look forward to writing more blogs, as we know you look forward to reading them.

Austin (cool), Drew (pretty okay), and Chris (intern)

Things have been going sooo bad these days. First I got grounded by my dad for attempting to eat his favorite cheese hat as a practical joke (he could never take a joke). Next thing that wasn’t good was Tina won’t go to the Sadie Hawkins with me.  She said, “Girls ask guys to this dance.” I said, “Whatevz, ho.”

Next things next, we’re back for another season of polluting the radio with our smut. We have many goals in mind for this most important of seasons. We’ve compiled a list:

1. Double our fan base (i.e. gain between one and two listeners).
2. Revolutionize the way you hear the radio by involving the sense of smell somehow (more to come)
3. Grow big and strong (drink milk, think milk).
4. Have guests of extreme prominence (DMX slipped through our fingers).
5. Make friends/don’t make friends with DJs who are on before or after us.
6. Grow beards that rival Yew Piney Mountain’s avatar.
7. Patent our own brand of Pimp Juice.
8. Insult not only ourselves, but our listeners as well.
9. Turn the studio into something resembling an Asian Spa (it’s good for our chi).
10. Make better lists.

There ya’ have it, Brunch-Bunchians, a taste of things to come. I hope it tastes similar to a Caramel Apple Empanada from Taco Bell (or similar to Pimp Juice, depending on your preferences).

LOVE XOXOXOXOXOX,

Austino & Drewson.